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OMFG I HATE LJ.  I DID NOT GET HACKED BY VITAMIN PEDDLERS.  I SAW THIS WHILE LOOKING AT A VITAMIN AND TYPED SOME FUNNY SHIT TO GO ALONG WITH THE LINK AND LJ ATE IT.  ATE IT ALLLLL.  LJ IS A WHORE.

I don't even feel like retyping whatever I said before.  I'm too annoyed now.  Bah.

The other layout was very pretty, but it was just too busy.  My brain was perceiving everything but what was written.  For a blog site, in which you actually care about the writing, THAT AIN'T GOOD.

This layout is okay, but not exactly what I wanted.  I ran into a problem when wanting to return to a past layout.  WHAT IN HELL IS GOING ON WITH ( Read more... )

LJ Maintenance decided I don't need to know anything today.  It's actually for the best, because now I have no excuse to not do the extra work that I didn't do Friday, Saturday and Sunday.  Ooops.

I'm at work, which of course means I'm watching random videos, and I just saw the FUCKING FLAMING OMG THE APOCALYPSE METEOR that scared the hell out of Wisconsin.

DID YOU SEE IT?  DID YA DID YA DID YA?!?!?!

SERIOUSLY.  I'D HAVE SOILED MYSELF.  I MAY SOIL MYSELF NOW.  DUDE.

ETA?...??? - FRIKKIN' LJ wouldn't let me include a link earlier.  It was eating ( Read more... )

Starting today, you'll notice all of your Userpics slowly disappearing, giving you the opportunity to create a brand new collection that meets your every changing mood and identity.

Saying shit like this on April Fools gets you kicked in the goat gonads, Frank.  Especially when I get this hilarity in my inbox two days late.

April 1st seems to only ( Read more... )

It seems that the recent lj "maintenance" fuckery has now hit comment notifications to my email. Rock on, lj. Don't ever change ( Read more... )

Anybody else glad that damn LJ cake is gone?  I'm glad.  There's going to be a turkey after Halloween, though, isn't there. 
I don't care.  Tired of the big pink cake.  NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING OF SUBSTANCE TO POST ABOUT.

I was supposed to be helping Middle Sister and two of her friends get ho'd up for a Halloween party tonight, but due to ( Read more... )

According to my email alerts, 2 people friended my here today, but nothing showed on my profile or lj inbox.  Sooo, I clicked their usernames in the email and both accounts have been suspended ( Read more... )

I had to work overtime every day last week.  HELL YES.  I'm worn out.  I missed everything here.  Apparently the LJ apocalypse is nigh.  Again.  Also, actors need to back the fuck away from the tan in a can.  This is what I've learned so far this morning.

This is all.

Whoa do I hate the new profile page.

How do I make it GO AWAY?

ETA:  SERIOUSLY.  IT IS REPELLENT.  I'M TRYING TO DELETE THINGS TO MAKE IT TOLERABLE TO MY EYEBALLS.

ETA 2:  I only have to make 1,308 more comments to reach 10,000.  THANK YOU LJ.  I'MA GET RIGHT ON THAT.  I SHOULD REACH MY GOAL BY NEXT TUESDAY AT 11:54 PM.  DO I GET A COOKIE?